Wario: The Motion Master - Act 1 by Ego-Man25, literature
Literature
Wario: The Motion Master - Act 1
Act 1: The Bed Of Nails Every so often… life throws a curveball. Ever since the dawn of humanity, Mankind had found itself needing to conquer whichever different obstacles would impede its progress… and certainly that was not particularly easy in the Mushroom World, not when hostile spiky-shelled turtle and crocodilian hellion spawns would throw monkey wrench after monkey wrench in all of their plans… nor for that matter Pirates who chimed in left or right, firing off cannonballs, looting, pillaging, and otherwise functioning as obnoxious pricks across the board, an image they held with pride. Naturally, in the advent of MOST of this occurring, it would be easy for the weaker willed to be washed away, swept aside by the turmoil of the surrounding adversaries of the world… were it not for the Nintendonian New Gods, of which New God #1 Mario and New God #2 Donkey Kong led in earnest… even with the monkey wrench of New God #5 being King Bowser Jerome Koopa… but what was a balance of
Picture if you will, the following scene set before you: the grand stage that is The Nintendonian New Gods, coming into their own, colliding together, of New Gods #1, #4 and #5, Mario, Samus Aran and Bowser respectively, colliding in one meeting in Diamond City, Mushroom Kingdom… where rumor spread of the ever-incorrigible, grotesquely shameless and swarthy-willed Wario, of all people, having nailed a girlfriend… and those rumors being TRUE, with said date being, of all people, Samus Aran Herself. Such a horrifying Alpha Lady, in the presence before everyone, that the likes of Sarasaland’s own Princess Daisy, and the owner of Mona’s Pizza, Mona Herself (the young woman with the biggest crush ON Wario), were both seen running for the hills, clean out of Diamond City, clean out of civilization, period. … (BGM: Beware the Forest’s Mushrooms (by Yoko Shimomura), from Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars OST) *Dimble Wood, The Mushroom Kingdom* In fact, dear readers, regarding
*December 25, 12M, North Pole Hangar* (BGM: Do They Know It’s Christmas?, by Band Aid) “...Ho… ho… hooooooo… sweet mother of God will this be a lot to unpack.” We cut, of course, to the same ultra buff Santa Clause from the last story, this time last year… adorned in his red coat, his red Santa hat… with his sleigh all hooked up, the massive bag… complete with the Chopper-looking Rudolph at the front, and Jack Frost, his Jewish helper with ice powers, at his side. “...You’ve had a good celebration at your mother’s place, right?” Santa asked. “You had a good, merry Hanukkah and all that?” “Oh yeah, it was good,” Jack Frost confirmed, “we celebrated, she liked the gift you got her.” “Well good,” Santa replied, looking into the horizon. “...Because God as my witness, I’m going to need help this year.” “Trust me, I don’t think people will make it a different faith issue, that we all need some merriment and cheer this year,” Jack Frost assured the jolly old man himself. “Hell, we’ll
Link: The Age Of Calamity- Prologue by Ego-Man25, literature
Literature
Link: The Age Of Calamity- Prologue
Prologue: Before The Beginning. (BGM: Destinations Map, from Star Fox 64 OST) Calamity: an event causing great and often sudden damage or distress; a disaster. The Kingdom of Hyrule had stood for millennia on end, enduring the countless atrocities and wars committed in its wake, surviving, keeping alive the legend of Din, Nayru and Farore, the Goddesses of Power, Wisdom, and Courage respectively, all three traits needed to withstand the might… of the Triforce. Long, long had bloodshed spilled for this wish-granting relic of the Gods, that would grant any desire the user would wish, filling them with vast, untold power, knowledge beyond mere mortal knowledge… and the gall to go even further beyond. And through these countless centuries, through these countless cycles, these countless struggles… three consistent names kept rising for the different dynamos who’d bear these different Triforce pieces: Link, the Courageous Mute, the bearer of the Triforce of Courage, Zelda, the Wise
URGENT: Invasion of the Old Account Hijackers by Colonel-Knight-Rider, journal
URGENT: Invasion of the Old Account Hijackers
Since mid-autumn 2018, I've been seeing a number of legitimate-looking DeviantArt accounts who've been around for years and whose owners have, depending on the account, established decent bodies of work and have interacted in non-suspicious ways with other Deviants…but those were all years ago, and they're now suddenly and randomly adding my work as well as that of others to their favorites. I can tell the accounts are all being hijacked because every About section or most recent status update of each hijacked page contains in its text a spam link to a pornography Website.
On December 15, 2019, MutantEnjin (https://www.deviantart.com/mutantenjin) made the critical discovery
*The Clause Household, North Pole*
Christmas 2019 was a rousing success, as it has been every year, even DESPITE the rough roadbumps. Christmas breakfast and dinner was shared by all, kids, teens and adults tore open their presents, a lot of people got hammered on rum, bourbon, beer, etc. respectively, and a select few good kids (and teens and adults) even got Parks And Rec merch along the way! That being said, the Christmas spirit of believing in Santa was... eh, half-half, a lot of people believing in Santa IRONICALLY. It was just that this year, Santa finally figured “...Screw it, it makes my job EASIER.” Not that, of cour
Christmas Special: Honest Thoughts by MissAmaterasu18, literature
Literature
Christmas Special: Honest Thoughts
Hi, everyone! MissAmaterasu18 here, and Merry Christmas! With Christmas, you think… what, presents, feasts, family, Jesus’s birth, and everything else that goes with it. But let’s not forget the Christmas classics. One of these classics that stands out the most is Dr. Seuss’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Th-The animated one, not the Jim Carrey version. We don’t talk about the Jim Carrey one… even though it’s a pretty damn funny movie and a rewatch to get a laugh.
So… I will admit this: I have watched Illumination’s version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, which is titled The G